Lookout Donkey—It’s a shining corporeal supernova!
Mr. And Mrs. Political have got it together again!
Je suis en retard, Mr. Circumflex?
Let the poppy seeds eat their spongeycake!
The Luftwaffe is happy to see me!
Dance the whiteboy!
Okay now, everybody: barrel-roll those hips?
Simon says pin the quail on the pattycake man!
And helloooooo, Misti Applepants!
The Lord is willing and the flesh is Yahoo!
All free! All free!
What robot abdicator could forego?
Get up, Chipdog! Lock the backdoor!
The giant teeth! The torture wagons!
The fun is here to stay.
Reprinted by permission from DIAGRAM, Issue 7.6